6 Truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.

3. And discover that The firs t truth is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.

5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.



I apologize about this .I'm an idiot and I needed company ...

Professional Bum/More Children

Colby and I had the following conversation about getting a job after college graduation.

Colby: What kind of jobs are there?
Me: Doctors, Dentist, Lawyers, Teachers, Accountants, Professional Ball Players.
Colby: I don't like any of that stuff.
Me: What do you like?
Colby: Watching TV, playing video games, living at home letting you and daddy take care of me.
Me: That's called a bum.
Colby: Yeah that's what I want to be a professional bum. Can you and dad build me a basement to live in? What kind of video games do bums like?


Colby had a Dr.'s appointment today, and while sitting in the waiting room I lady asked me if he was my only one. I said yes, and she told me I needed to have another. When we went into the examination room, the nurse asked me "Isn't it about time to have another child." Then the Dr. told me that she will be happy with me when I have another child.

I get it people, everyone wants me to have another child. But let me ask you this. If you knew that the one you already had was preparing to live in your basement for the rest of your life, would you be in a hurry to have another one?

Many Faces of Frank

This is what happens when you leave your camera on the table and you have an aspiring photographer (Colby) and model (Frank).

Colb'y Lullaby

Every night at bedtime I sing Colby a song, and usually it's "Hush Little Baby". I don't know what daddy is supposed to buy after the diamond ring, so I just make things up, til I can rhyme it back to mocking bird, and finish how the song begins.

I've come up with some pretty interesting rhymes.

Well, last night I asked Colby to sing the song to me, and this is what he came up with:

Hush little baby don't say a word
daddy's going to buy you a mocking bird,
and if that mocking bird don't sing,
pappa's going to buy you a diamon ring,
and if that diamond ring don't shine
pappa's going to buy you a butt,
and if that butt don't poop
pappa's going to buy you a monster
and if that monster don't scare you
pappa's going to buy you a bad guy
and if that bad guy won't fight you
pappa's going to buy you a police man,
and if that police man won't chase bad guys
pappa's going to buy you a lion
and if that lion won't roar
pappa's going to buy you a mocking bird
to feed the lion.

I was laughing through his whole song. I thought it was funny.

Fight For Kisses

Bill and I were watching the funniest commercials in the world on TBS and this one was our favorite. I've watched it like 50 times and it still makes me laugh. I hope you enjoy it as much as I have.

I really relate to this video, because I think I ignored Bill the first year after Colby was born.

School Video

Alison put this together, and I thought it was real cute.