--Colby's Quick Wit:
Man: Hey, what's your name?
Colby: Well she calls me trouble, my dad calls me son, but you can call me Colby Dan.
--Colby the king of smack talk:
Colby: I'm going to beat the stank right out of your butt.
--Colby the drama king:
Anytime Bill has to get onto Colby this is what follows.
Colby: Daddy doesn't love me. I always knew he didn't love me. Daddy why don't you love me?
Colby the instigator:
Colby: Dad what are we going to do if mom falls in love with someone else?
Bill: We'd have to win her back son.
Colby: She has a boyfriend, it's the mailman. She has his picture hidden and she kisses it everynight. His name is Robert.
*side note Robert is our old neighbor, and he's the mailman and i've never kissed him
Colby quite not understanding the concept of step parents:
Colby: I wish I had two dads.
Bill: Why, son?
Colby: So when you don't have time to play with me, my other dad will.
or
Colby: Dad you want to go outside and play baseball?
Bill: In a minute son, I'm busy.
Colby: If I had another dad he wouldn't make me wait.
SCHOOL IS OUT!
6 years ago
4 comments:
that boy's crazy...don't forget the time i told him to pick something up and he said "don't worry, sweetheart, i'll get it"
Yep, your child! hehehe
that is really funny Natalia!
oh how fun it would be to be a fly on your wall at home....:)
Ouch! I can imagine the kind of guilt trip he'll be able to work by the time he is 16.
Watch out.
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