Fair Play

Bill wanted to know why my blog was all about him, and thought it would only be fair to share some things about me.



--Before I wore contacts, I would rather be blind than wear glasses, and I have horrible vision. One day I was driving out to Bill's parents house, without my glasses, when I saw a lion in the middle of the road prowling towards my car. I got really scared and wondered if I should turn around, but I was also very curious as to what a lion was doing in the middle of this back country road. I had visions of this lion jumping onto the hood of my car, but curiosity won out, and so I ever so slowly inched closer and closer to this lion. Until I got close enough to realize it was a cow and not a lion. But for those few moments that I believed it was a lion were the most confusing scariest moments of my life. But ever since that day, I have always driven with my glasses.



--When Bill and I were dating he came up to the movie theater to see me. I went outside to talk to him. I was standing on the curb right outside the building, and he was sitting in his truck. We were talking and flirting, and I was trying to look cute, when all of a sudden I slipped and feel underneath Bill's truck. I was laughing hysterically, and Bill was leaning out the window asking me if I was ok. He couldn't open his door, because he would have hit me in the head. He had a friend in the passenger side and they had to get out of the truck to help me up, becuase I couldn't quit laughing long enough to help myself.



--When we were dating I was at Bill's parents house and I started feeling bad. I went to use the bathroom, and I was in there a little longer than I should have been. When Bill comes to the door asking me if I am ok, because eveyone in the living room can hear me, and then Bill starts demonstrating what it sounded like. I started yelling at him to shutup and to go away. The more embarassed I seemed the more he did it. Finally, I was able to leave the bathroom, and I made him take me straight home, and I didn't go back to his house for a few months because I was so embarassed. Bill loves this story, and he likes to tell it to everyone.